The US is the only place where trains are so slow that if you miss one you can grab a burger, then take an uber to the next station and still have time to catch your train.

Hapalochlaena lunulata. If that doesn’t scream I’M POISONOUS at you, I don’t know what will.

Dear Penguin Random House, are you the one responsible for the clickbait-ification of my books? My personal library is starting to look like the home page of Buzzfeed.


What next?